Real Music People

Kid Rock loves himself some strippers but there is a group of people that he loves more – Boy Scouts. Stop your dirty thoughts. Troop 631 of the Oviedo Boy Scouts in Orlando, Florida had their $5,600 trailer stolen which was filled with $4,000 worth of camping gear. Kid Rock read about what happened while he was in town for his tour and told the troop that he would cut a check to help them make their summer camping trip to Tennessee. Hopefully, he didn’t pay them in all singles or he didn’t get one of those fun house buses for them to take.

Pete Doherty walked out of Wormwood Scrubs prison in West London early Tuesday morning waving a certificate in the faces of reporters outside prison gates that claimed that he was drug free. Try not to laugh out loud. When asked if he got high in jail, he said “Well, I knew it was going to be a bit rough to start with, with the overcrowding and the medical facilities although they do their best - they are good, they can’t really cater for the average junkie…” So that’s a yes then. He also said he was buzzing to be free saying “I feel great — I’ve walked out and I don’t feel like I want to score. I want to go for a nice walk in the park instead.” This makes my eyes roll.

With matching black shag hairdos, his and hers rocker eyeliner and the oh so overrated wearing of black nail polish to show your edginess, 49-year old Frank Carlton Serafino Feranna, more famously known as Nikki Sixx can be barely told apart from his 26-year old girlfriend Katherine Von Drachenberg, more famously known as Kat Von D. And don’t get me started on the tattoos. Considering that the LA Ink star had the name of her now ex tattooed on her skin just after a month of dating, there’s no doubt that this relationship will only last just about as long as a Motley Crue song.

Noel Gallagher is flogging his Ibiza villa to get away from pop irritant James Blunt.

The rocker has put the gaff up for sale for $10 million, because it is too close to Blunt’s. Lord Noel can’t relax in his holiday Oasis knowing Blunt is just a CD’s throw away. He is also worried about bumping into the annoying-voiced Blunt out and about on the sunshine island.

A pal revealed: “Noel has been going to Ibiza every summer for years. But he wants to find a new holiday destination. He’s fed up of hearing James Blunt bang on about Ibiza like he owns the place. It’s taken the charm out of it for him so he’s put his villa up for sale. It’s very close to Blunt’s place, and he says he can’t stand the thought of Blunt writing cr*p tunes up the road.”

Charming.

Noel stands to make a tidy profit on the sale. He bought the villa for $5million in 1999 from Tubular Bells creator Mike Oldfield. He even kept some of Oldfield’s specially made carpets, which had the Tubular Bells symbol woven into them.

There was this 16-year old cheerleader who auditioned for the newest season of American Idol and she also happens to preach on abstinence. I’m not sure which came first but it appears that Lenny Kravitz has taken it to heart. The rocker told Spin magazine about giving up sex saying “[It’s] just a promise I made until I get married. Where I’m at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that’s the way it’s going to be. I’m looking at the big picture.”